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When the Clumsy Killer Robots Come

Even if the word "pity" is in a Dalek's vocabulary banks, it may be listed as a synonym for "errorcode 7 (failure to exterminate caused by temporary targeting impairment or neural dysfunction)".
From A Primer In SF XENOLINGUISTICS,
by Justin B. Rye.

Amongst other interesting essays on Justin's site are PLEISTOCENESE A Language Of 40,000 BC; A Guide To SF CHRONOPHYSICS; and Learn Not To Speak Esperanto. And FUTURESE The American Language in 3000 AD, where Justin speculates on sound-change in English, giving the third row in the table below:
1000 AD: Wé cildra biddaþ þé, éalá láréow, þæt þú taéce ús sprecan rihte, forþám ungelaérede wé sindon, and gewæmmodlíce we sprecaþ...
2000 AD: We children beg you, teacher, that you should teach us to speak correctly, because we are ignorant and we speak corruptly...
3000 AD: Zᴀ kiad w'-exùn ya tijuh, da ya-gᴀr'-eduketan zᴀ da wa-tᴀgan lidla, kaz 'ban iagnaran an wa-tᴀg kurrap...