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Thought for the Day

A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle.
  The system, you see,
  Ran as slow as did he,
And that'ss not saying much for the turtle.

From the collection of Unix jokes at www.indigo.org/humor/unixhumor.html, and doubtless many other places.