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Ram Shift

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while( !asleep() ) sheep++;
Posted to the Microsoft Excel Developers List by Jack Christensen.

By the way, a farmer told me that it takes three sheep to make one jumper. Funny, because I didn't know sheep could knit. On a sunny evening, they'd be too busy anyway, enjoying their baa-baa-cue. If they're not too broke to buy the fuel, because sheep are always getting fleeced.