An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.Posted by Laurent Wright to the Microsoft Excel Developers' List EXCEL-L.
The first one says: I'll have a pint.
The second one says: I'll have half a pint.
The third one says: I'll have a quarter of a pint.
The fourth one says: I'll have an eighth of a pint.
The barman holds his hand up for silence, says "I hate you guys", and pours out two pints.